World's ugliest curtains

I submit these are the world's ugliest set of curtains. I still can't figure out how to turn photos around. Maybe I should just try taking them the right way from the camera itself.

That's an idea.

There you go. Don't they look like they would be rejected even in the seventies? What you can't see here is that they are actually several smaller strips of (dare i say) cloth? That don't actually match. It is therefore a challenge to try and move the curtains so they don't leave gaps.

Important for when it's your bedroom curtains and the windows are floor/ceiling.

yes, i wake up to this every morning. My landlord is a real sweetie. But a 20 something guy should never, never be responsible for furnishing an apartment.

Seriously.